“Horny” – A Parody

Re-written by: Weird “nottooold2” Yanksalot

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It might seem crazy what I’m about to say

Sunshine she’s here, she’s gonna get a spank

I’ve a big hard shaft that should be right in her mouth

Maybe pull her hair, because she likes it that way

[Chorus:]

Because I’m horny

Jack along if you feel like a fuck without a rule, Because I’m horny

Stroke along if you feel like cumming is for you, Because I’m horny

Rub along if you know what fingers do to you, Because I’m horny

Fuck along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

[Verse 2:]

Here come bad girls talking this and that, yeah,

Well, give me all you got, and don’t hold it back, yeah,

Well, I should probably warn you I will smack your ass, yeah,

No offense to you, but I’ll teach you respect

Here’s why

[Chorus]

Because I’m horny

Jack along if you feel like a fuck without a rule, Because I’m horny

Stroke along if you feel like cumming is for you, Because I’m horny

Rub along if you know what fingers do to you, Because I’m horny

Fuck along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

Hey, cum on

[Bridge:]

(horny)

You’ll go down

On your knees, right down

Your hands wrapped ‘round my thighs

I’ll go down

Down on you,  down I said

(let me tell you now)

We’ll go down

Cum so much we’ll almost drown

My cock is so high

Baby go down

Swallow it all girl, take it all down

I said

[Chorus ]

Because I’m horny

Jack along if you feel like a fuck without a rule, Because I’m horny

Stroke along if you feel like cumming is for you, Because I’m horny

Rub along if you know what fingers do to you, Because I’m horny

Fuck along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

Hey, cum on

(horny)

You’ll go down… and get something…

I’ll go down… wet between your thighs…

We’ll go down… a little naughty something…

You’ll go down, I said

(let me tell you now)

Cum on

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A special THANK YOU to bruisedbelly for the idea to write this as a way of making something annoying more enjoyable.  She also came up with the pseudonym, which was a stroke of genius. Thanks BB for the idea and the moniker.  🙂