Lord of the Flies – (Fargin’ bastages)

Okay, this is my office…

My office, not the damn flies

On nice days (like today)

some like to leave the doors open

I understand why

fresh air, a little extra light

but the flies….

they always seem to navigate

their way through the building

and into my office

it must be the light

and warmth of the afternoon sun

but come on you little sonsabitches!!!

ENOUGH already you fargin’ bastages!!!

I want to have an “open door policy”

but you aren’t making it easy

Find another window to buzz and bounce off of

or face the consequences

Taco Lust

I have a confession.

I love Rosa (The burrito lady)

She comes to me (my office) each morning

with the most delicious hand made

burritos known to mankind

Bacon/potato, sausage/egg, ground beef, diced beef, chorizo and egg (OMG)

each one hand rolled with love, in a delicate flour tortilla…..

But then there are her tacos.

Not just any taco

Deep fried tacos of glorious chicken or beef.

I cannot contain my human urges

My lust is palpable when the office assistant rings me to say, “Rosa is here”

I go for the chicken and add her special sauce

making it extra hot, just the way I like it

Oh Rosa………..