Shirt Coffee (A Tanka Rant)

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Rocket science, NOT

It isn’t that difficult

“Shirt coffee”, Really?!!

Cup seam aligned with lid spout

Common sense now uncommon

Note:  Just one of my pet peeves (of which there are many).  Is it too much to expect people to THINK these days??

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know you don’t align the thick seam on the rim of the cup with the drinking spout of the lid.

New word for you:  Sphinctosity –  The degree or duration to which an individual has his/her head up their ass.  Typically evaluated on a scale of 1 – 10, henceforth referred to as the Sphinctosity Scale.

Pissed at the world (and need a release)

I need it hard

to let down my guard

hear the pop of my thighs on your sweet sweaty ass

each thrust of my cock this anger will pass

I just need to fuck you

no romance for two

feel your wet heat so tight

struggle for me and put up a fight

my fist grips your hair

so naked and bare

I’m pissed at the world and need a release

fuckfully angry this rage to appease

slamming into you until I am close

then shoot my hot load like god damn fire hose

I just need to fuck for fucks only sake

this fucking frustration to fuckingly slake

My Need is Your Desire

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I do not feel like making love

My dear you are in luck

Frustration building deep inside

Tonight I need to fuck

 

Bury my face between your legs

You’ll coat face with joy

Put a smile across my lips

With your lips I will toy

 

Then I’ll put you on your knees

Look down into your eyes

Mouth so full and looking up

Working for your prize

 

Pulling out, I stand you up

And pin you to the wall

Slam myself deep inside

Tonight my sweet we ball

 

Pick you up and toss you down

Upon the couch you’re splayed

Grab your legs and pull close

I did not come to play

 

You will give me my release

For that is your desire

My fingers bite into your flesh

And catch your soul on fire

 

A final thrust deep within

Your ass receives my thumb

All my anger disappears

We feel each other cum

 

 

 

 

 

HATE

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Hate
I hate what HE did to you

Hate
I hate how you see yourself because of HIM

Hate
I hate that HE poisoned your mind

Hate
I hate that HE took your innocence

Hate
I hate that HE damaged your self-worth

Hate
I hate that YOU accept it as your lot in life

Hate
I hate that YOU see yourself as a pretty piece of furniture

Hate
I hate that YOU feel it is your role

Hate
I hate that YOU are eye candy for fancy people

Hate
I hate that YOU don’t see your true worth

Hate
I hate that I failed you

Hate
I hate that I allow this to happen

Hate
I hate that my weakness became your excuse

Hate
I hate that I let you go

Hate
I hate all of these things

But….
I will never hate YOU