Shirt Coffee (A Tanka Rant)


Rocket science, NOT

It isn’t that difficult

“Shirt coffee”, Really?!!

Cup seam aligned with lid spout

Common sense now uncommon

Note:  Just one of my pet peeves (of which there are many).  Is it too much to expect people to THINK these days??

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know you don’t align the thick seam on the rim of the cup with the drinking spout of the lid.

New word for you:  Sphinctosity –  The degree or duration to which an individual has his/her head up their ass.  Typically evaluated on a scale of 1 – 10, henceforth referred to as the Sphinctosity Scale.

Pissed at the world (and need a release)

I need it hard

to let down my guard

hear the pop of my thighs on your sweet sweaty ass

each thrust of my cock this anger will pass

I just need to fuck you

no romance for two

feel your wet heat so tight

struggle for me and put up a fight

my fist grips your hair

so naked and bare

I’m pissed at the world and need a release

fuckfully angry this rage to appease

slamming into you until I am close

then shoot my hot load like god damn fire hose

I just need to fuck for fucks only sake

this fucking frustration to fuckingly slake

My Need is Your Desire


I do not feel like making love

My dear you are in luck

Frustration building deep inside

Tonight I need to fuck


Bury my face between your legs

You’ll coat face with joy

Put a smile across my lips

With your lips I will toy


Then I’ll put you on your knees

Look down into your eyes

Mouth so full and looking up

Working for your prize


Pulling out, I stand you up

And pin you to the wall

Slam myself deep inside

Tonight my sweet we ball


Pick you up and toss you down

Upon the couch you’re splayed

Grab your legs and pull close

I did not come to play


You will give me my release

For that is your desire

My fingers bite into your flesh

And catch your soul on fire


A final thrust deep within

Your ass receives my thumb

All my anger disappears

We feel each other cum








I hate what HE did to you

I hate how you see yourself because of HIM

I hate that HE poisoned your mind

I hate that HE took your innocence

I hate that HE damaged your self-worth

I hate that YOU accept it as your lot in life

I hate that YOU see yourself as a pretty piece of furniture

I hate that YOU feel it is your role

I hate that YOU are eye candy for fancy people

I hate that YOU don’t see your true worth

I hate that I failed you

I hate that I allow this to happen

I hate that my weakness became your excuse

I hate that I let you go

I hate all of these things

I will never hate YOU