RANT:
Enough already!!
I am as happy as the next guy
probably more,
but come on…..
Enough of the song – Happy!!
It was cute the first million times I heard it,
but for crying out loud
I’m dying over here.
I can’t even take a piss
in McDonalds without hearing it
are you shitting me??
Dammit!!
Please someone drive a stake
through the heart of that infernal song
It’s the “Don’t worry, be happy” of today
Yeah, THAT damn song sure didn’t get old either…. Ugh!!
Pull the fucking plug, PLEASE!!!
It doesn’t make me happy anymore.
Insecurely Confident 
So are you saying you *don’t* feel like a room without a roof? 😉
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Not even a little. Hahahaha
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You could re-write some words babe, hummmm….
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I can start…
Because I’m horny….
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Yesssss!!! Now, that is what I’m talking about.
I’m going to save the lyrics and bastardize them based your start….. I’m Happy. LOL
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Boom Baby!!! I got your back 😉
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And front? Tee hee
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tee hee 😉
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I couldn’t resist. 😉
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Let me go listen to it and get back to you. Maybe…maybe you just need to listen to it a few times OUTSIDE of McDonald’s bathroom. : /
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It’s everywhere I tell you! TV, the radio, the bathroom… BB had a great idea to change the words with something more “fun”. Muahaha
I’m all over it like a teenager on his sister’s best friend at a pool party.
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LOL You’re crazy
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The bathroom what the final straw. I let out a “Gah” that echoed off the tile and drowned out the hand drier. I think the guy in the stall might have gotten the wrong idea. LOL It’s interesting how similar frustration and orgasm can sound out of context.
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especially if you’re really frustrated
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Exactly!! A guttural groan is a very contextual thing and can have many connotations.
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Hey, the sounds you make before you throw up sounds like sex too. Lovely – frustration and physical illness sound like the best feelings a body can have. Do you think it’s some form of Morse Code on a spiritual level and we’re too lodged into sensation to comprehend it? Nah, that can’t EVEN be possible.
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And you said I was crazy??? Bahaha
That’s funny as hell. 🙂
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OMG – “laughing” – that’s NOT a sound that sounds like sex. That sound can actually murder the mood itself. whaaaat?
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Hahaha, I heard that song three times this morning within the same hour!! 😂
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omg – you couldn’t change the station? 3 times is a lot even if I still like the song.
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I’m telling you, it’s an insidious plot at mind control. It’s Orwellian. Bahahaha
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Quick – Get the foil helmets!!!
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And night goggles to spot the black helicopters.
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AND you’re a THINKER!
(I’m cracking up over here. Now I can work happily ) Thx!
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Work? WTH? You don’t have time for that shit. You should be focused on a doomsday bunker and a sustainable clean water supply!!
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You remind me, I have to get my third container of Gasoline filled for my supplies – no joke. I also will turn tampons into currency when the time comes!
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Um, I was thinking Gold or food would be good, but honestly tampons never crossed my mind. LOL
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of course they didn’t…point proven because you are going to give that gold to any woman on their period in need of tampons if you want to live – forget the aliens or lame “collapse of society” threats. xoxox
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You make a compelling argument. 🙂
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Damn straight I do.
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Confidence!! Yes! 🙂
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besides, women are armed nowadays
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As well they should be. A friend once asked me, “why do you carry? Do you WANT to shoot someone?” I simply asked him, “why do you have homeowners insurance? Do you WANT your house to burn down?”
He zipped his lip after that. 🙂
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Over three different stations, lol. One after the other, like it was following me, lol.
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See!! That song is pure evil. LOL
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Not really a happy song if it makes you unhappy! 😜
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That is an excellent point. 🙂
Was it you that posted about your sister’s B day party??
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I did make a post about my sister’s birthday, yes? Scroll a little down my blog it’s still there, lol.
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I believe it. It’s insane!! It’s driving me crazy and that’s a very short drive. 🙂
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I thought so. Not to sound like a creeper, but it’s your gravatar pic and your eyes. You and your sister share them.
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Your poem made me laugh! Yes, that damn song is everywhere and needs to leave for a long time. Like “Blurred Lines” last summer, and so many hit songs before that, they’re played way too much!
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The only time that song should heard is when my kids are my age and they want drive their own kids nuts by making them listen to “classic” pop music. That should buy us all at least 20 yrs. LOL
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And at that point, your grandkids just might be driving your kids nuts with whatever stuff is over-played then!
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It’s the circle of life. Haha
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